Gotta say... up until this evening, I hadn't realized that I could be turned on by non-porny theater. :| Holy crap.

After all, after these games he's not gonna be all shirtless and wet and have every camera in the freaking world trained on him, for another four years. And that will be sad.


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Not that I'm obsessive or anything, but on NBC's Olympics site, they've got this awesome video analyzing why Michael Phelps is hot delicious a great athlete, based on his physique. *certainly doesn't have it on repeat at the moment*

You, too, can totally not repeat the video, here. [Stupid thing won't embed.]

I don't care about the UMich stories of drunkenness, douchebaggery, and STDs; I just like looking at him until he opens his mouth:


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In other news, I really like David Cook's little goatee thing. It's more... pruned than it was on the Idol finale. I kinda want to lick it.

And even though the venue made me LMAO, check out him singing at the Wal-Mart Shareholders Meeting -- and listen to the shareholders scream like little teenies. [He may be the only singer I know of who goes ( Read more... )

Read Twilight? Um... nope.

Own the book? Yeah, but I've never even touched it outside of Barnes and Noble. It's still in the bag from like, months ago. :|

Any real interest in the premise of the movie? Not so much.

Totally going to see it because Robert Pattinson is hot like burning? Hells yes. In that link there, he talks to an MTV ( Read more... )

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. I absolutely did not print out a 4x6 of the new Adonis Jared Padalecki TV Guide photo and frame it. I mean, why would the framed picture be sitting on my desk? THAT WOULD BE SILLY.

I? Have discovered iPod porn.

That is, I've discovered a video converter to turn the porn I've already downloaded into iPod porn. Best software invention evar.